Showing posts with label fooLishingz. Show all posts
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September 29, 2009

baru lepas main air.

Viewer's Discretion & Parental Guardian Advised.


Kaum semut asked for war with me. Mereka telah membunyikan semboyan perang apabila membina busut after busut di umah aku masa kami kat Sabah. balik-balik dari airport aritu aku jumpa satu depan dapor. Aku spray. mampos semua.

Esoknya aku bgn pagi setelah letih malamnya tu berjalan [refer to prev post]. Huk ala ada lagi satu busut dekat tepi tempat semalam!!! Aku spray lagi. mampos semua lagi.

SEMALAM, aku memasak untuk mini open house umah mama dari malam ke pagi. open house itu ada sedikit *terpaksa* untuk menjaga relationship family yg kian goyah. sumpah aku takdek mood nak raya dengan family sini, lagipun arwah nenda baru meninggal dan terlalu banyak perkara berbangkit yang tidak menyenangkan hati. but for d sake of my mum's peacefulness, aku masak juga. lagipun anak anak balik nanti bolehlah makan kuah kacang umi dengan nasik impit... umi rindu betul dah ni. cepat sikit balik. berbalik kepada cerita asal, aku kehulu ke hilir bergegas gegas memasak, mana nak masak mana nak bukak butik, mana nak mengemas... TIBA TIBA aku ternampak satu lagi busut baru! kali ni tepi sofa depan tv! Ini sudah mendatangkan marah! grrr!

Oleh kerana masa tu aku terkejar-kejar dan malamnya dah melepek selepas basuh pinggan dan mengamuk dalam kereta masa ikut mama antar alang [ni hal family, takyah citer] aku biarkan kaum semut itu bermaharajalela malam semalam. TETAPI malam ini! Nah! Siap KAU! MATILAH KAU SEMUA! Walaupun aku penat lepas puasa, akan kupastikan kau mampus! Muahahahahhaha!



Aku tadah air.


Aku curah bio-serai wangi.


Aku curah Dettol.


Aku SIMBAH satu umah! HAHAHAHA!


Esok kalau ada busut lagi, siap kau semut!

November 28, 2007

More missing girl...

This email came to me from Babah this morning...

Please distribute to others so that this information will be shared by Malaysian to locate this poor kid. At least we have contribute to her family by distributing this email.

May Allah protect her insya Allah...

Seorang anak jiran berumur 10 thn sepatutnya dihantar ke sekolah oleh kakaknya di dapati hilang dari rumah dan juga tidak berada disekolah. Nota yang ditulisnya menyebut ikut kereta kawan. Hingga kini kanak2 tst masih tidak dapat dikesan.

Usaha mengesannya telah dibuat sejak pagi, hingga kini masih gagal. Oleh itu ia di kelasifikasikan sebagai hilang.

Bersama ini diserta gambar kanak tersebut. Jika ada antara saudara menjumpainya atau mengesannya sila hubungi no. telefon berikut:

Balai polis Bdr Baru Bangi: 03 8925 0282. Jiran: 012 3831 616, 019 236 7507, 012 3799 004.

Mohon bantu dan sebarkan. Perkembangan seterusnya akan diberitahu. Sekian terima kasih.

Update :: Dah jumpa rupanya.... somehow the email still circulating. Despite this, Nurin's murderer is still at large...!!!

September 12, 2007

Iza Zuhana, your best quality shines through in how Intelligent you are

Take this test at Tickle

You're a Intelligent!

The fact that you're a smart person who is more able to understand complex concepts than many other people are really draws people to you! But that's not the only thing. Your answers on the test indicate you're psychologically and emotionally stable and better able than most people to tolerate even the roughest situations. You are a reliable and dependable person whom others can usually count on, too.

In all, there are 15 qualities that help define you when you're at your best. Those are the traits potential employers, friends, and partners look for in you. What makes you unique is your particular distribution of those 15 qualities.

We've found that your particular combination of qualities is rare — only 6 in 10,000 people share the same general mix of traits. Those are great odds if you're trying to show a potential employer, colleague, friend, or date why you're exactly the right person for them.

What's Your Best Quality?
Brought to you by Tickle

binxz :: it's either i AM really an Intelligent or Tickle is trying to bribe me to pay em so dat they can constantly tell me I am sucha genius.

Iza Zuhana, you're a Astronaut!

Take this test at Tickle

You're a Astronaut!

If you had your way, there would be no gray areas to any problem. When you live by the facts, as you do, and are challenged by a search for truth, unsolvable queries are the bane of your existence. You're a true data head. You're the super-woman the world calls when it needs to pad a case with facts, get the numbers to add up, or explore some scary, uncharted entity like tax returns or outer space. Since you're a team player and tend to believe that two minds are better than one, you can be relied upon to contribute viable solutions, and you're great to keep around the lab.
Who's like you:
Jane Goodall (famous primatologist)
Likely careers:
Astronaut, VP of technology, lab Technician, archaeologist, botanist, marine biologist
The Career Makeover
Brought to you by Tickle

binxz:: And my boss just emailed me giving the idea dat i'm disrespectful to his PA? phucker. I know la u guys are having an AFFAIR. damn it.

September 09, 2007

Iza Zuhana, the right jobs for you would allow you to be Creative and Analytical

Take this test at Tickle

You're a Creative!

You're a visionary in many people's eyes — able to think outside the box and to come up with your own solutions. You're creative not necessarily in the artistic sense, but because you can expand your mind to do things differently from others.

It might take a while for colleagues to recognize and reward you for your entrepreneurial spirit and abilities. That could be because they envy you, or because they find your ideas slightly rebellious — willing to go against the current.

All in all, you make it hard for people to pigeon hole you. That is why you, more than others, need a job that allows you to play to your strengths, break out of the mold, and truly excel.

binxz :: Haha this is so blardy true. Good job, Tickle.
Right Job/Wrong Job
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Iza Zuhana, you're most at home in the Living Room

Take this test at Tickle

You're most at home in the Living Room

With its friendly atmosphere and generous accommodations, the living room is the happiest spot in the house for you. After all, it's always a party waiting to happen — and who better to play host? Whether you're lounging on an overstuffed couch chatting on the phone or sharing a bowl of chips and a movie with your family and friends, the living room gives you both a sense of endless possibilities and creature comforts. It's where everyone gathers to share good news and bad, to celebrate life's victories, and provide comfort through its disappointments. When you're in the living room, you're never alone for long. And even when it's a full house, there's always room for one more.

binxz :: well, for my kinda house, the living room is like the ONLY different room from bedrooms. and I dun really sleep, so y whould my fav room be a bedroom, right? Another good job, Tickle.
Where Are You Most at Home?
Brought to you by Tickle

June 13, 2007

Iza Zuhana, your true talent is spatial ability

Your ability to visualize objects in three-dimensional space gives you a unique view of the world. Because of this talent, you are much better than most people at imagining new designs including floor plans, page layouts, and three dimensional objects. How do we know that's your true talent? While you were taking the test, we calculated your responses to each test question and rated your skills in 5 areas. You scored highest on spatial ability. People like you are usually great when it comes to putting together assemble-it-yourself furniture or other household items — whether the items arrive with instructions or not. Your spatial skills also help you understand the finer points of how things work.

December 07, 2006

stupid lawak of d day

abah forwarded this funny thing to me this morning. funny thing sib baik dia pondan kalau pompuan masya Allah. and watch sampai abes. u'll like the ending, hehe.

November 17, 2006

Taking a break - All work and no play will make bInxz a sick girl

I wiped off Abah's name from same game top-score today!! hahahaha!!! ada saper saper lagi mau celen??! tgk tu almost 10k the marks, who can dare me hurry up!! hahahha!!

same game

web is almost finally SIAP. *phewh*. tinggal major yang menyemakkan pikiran. now thinking of carik kerja. but first, let's do some Tickling...

been quite a while since i do nonsense stuffs like this.

Iza Zuhana, your celebrity soul mate is someone who's Classy

It's all about subtle style and sophistication with you. That's why when it comes to matters of the heart, the celeb who'll snare yours will be a classy character both on screen and off. Whether you're strutting the red carpet or sharing a romantic rendezvous on Rodeo Drive, only a class act will be right for the part of your soul mate.
Someone like Ewan McGregor has just the right combination of good looks, charm, and smarts to keep up with a star like you. Dinner dates filled with intellectual conversations and soft candlelight would keep this silver-screen dream burning bright. So reserve a table for two. You never know when you might meet someone special who's as classy as you!

Ewan McGregor? hahahahahah.... let's try the test again and see if i get Johnny Depp!!!

test retaken.

Iza Zuhana, your celebrity soul mate is someone who's Cute

Your natural, no nonsense approach to life is like a breath of fresh air in the hoopla of Hollywood. A sweetheart like you would be best matched with a celeb who's as down-to-earth as you are. Someone who is cute and fun to be around is what it'll take to make your heart go pitter-patter. A cutie pie like Orlando Bloom is just what the love doctor ordered for you.
You and your perfect partner would have a blast on low-key dates away from all the glitz and glam of Tinseltown. What could be better than a quiet night at home with a movie, popcorn, and plenty of one-on-one time with your beloved? So, pop in a DVD and enjoy a cozy night with your celeb soul mate! And if your celeb soul mate can't make it, someone sweet is probably waiting to curl up with a cutie like you! So get out there and meet them!

WTF???!! urrghhh... nonsense test!

October 18, 2006

stupid google pic hehe

i found this pic ::

i dunno bout u guys, but i think it's funny :op~

Abg Izham's TAG - sukanye dia tag orang. :op~

1. How old are you when you started to fast?
(Berapakah umur anda ketika mula berpuasa?)
Puasa penuh ke separuh? hahaha ada plak kan istilah puasa separuh. my first full 28/29 days puasa lambat giler, 10 years old. yang before dat mostly yang-yok :op~ i was anak manja maaa.... my mama said, u tak larat sokayla u berbuka laa... :op~

2. Have u ever forgotten that you're fasting, and what have you done?
(Pernahkah anda terlupa yang anda berpuasa, dan apakah yang anda telah lakukan?)
Tak pernah lah pulak.

3. What you do like about Ramadhan?
(Apakah yang anda suka tentang ramadhan?)
The fact dat all jin and syaitan being held in neraka, and dat wat controls us is our own nafsu. u can see true colors of ppl around u during this month. same as abg izham, berbuka is the BEST moment. sumtimes kalau terfikir tanak puasa, tapi bila fikir pasal berbuka, semangat tu naik balik. And of course, when in MOZAC, puasa is the best time. more time to rest, and got terawikh kat dewan at nite. makan for berbuka pun sedap, but sahur was the worst time there, tak best!!! so i usually sahur kat dorm je with my dormmates. ASPURI best tak macam ASPURA, we got lotsa food hehehehe (maybe dats why those monkets love to go to ASPURI more)

4. What would you do if you really cannot stand fasting?
(Apakah yang akan anda lakukan jika anda benar2 tak tahan semasa berpuasa?)
Try to divert my mind doing work. I haf a lotta thing to do so dat's not a problem. Unless tgh sakit perut/pening, i go to sleep it off.

5. Any challenging activity during fasting, and how do you deal with it?
(Apakah aktiviti paling mencabar yang pernah dilakukan semasa bulan puasa dan bagaimana anda menghadapinya?)
hmm... wat eh? i'm not too sure, my memory's quite bad these days.

6. Any bad experience during Ramadhan?
(Sebarang pengalaman buruk sewaktu bulan Ramadhan?)
haiyer... i think my brain's hard disc kong lah i cannot think of any!! (does jatuh tray at dewan makan counts??)

7. Have you ever face any kind of unforgettable moment with firecrackers/ fireworks?
(Pernahkah anda mengalami peristiwa yang tidak dapat dilupakan ketika bermain bunga api/mercun?)
NO, but i did sumthing nasty with those red sputters (bunga api yang merah tu). when it's finished, i tried smoking it like cigarette, i was 8-10, curious. hehe.... and i luv to break the sputters into small pieces, then burn it, it'll spin around like fireflies! hehe cantekkk! actually i did alotta experiment with sputters and other mercuns, but i dun dare to play those big nasty ones. i was a little bit tomboyish when i was younger, i feel like i am a coward now though.

8. Have you ever did something that may void your fasting but you just ignored it?
(Pernahkah anda melakukan sesuatu yang membatalkan puasa tapi anda buat tak tahu sahaja?)
Korek telinge? hehe...

9. Have you ever been caught for not fasting?
(Pernahkah anda ditangkap kerana tidak berpuasa?)
Nope..!

10. How does Ramadhan effect your body weight?
(Bagaimana Ramadhan mempengaruhi keberatan tubuh anda?)
mann.. i dun like this question. i usually GAIN weight during puasa, because i tend to go to sleep after sahur/subuh. makanan tu tak hadam lagi dah slow the metabolism. mana tak gain weight.

1. Do you like getting duit raya? What was the most amount you've ever got?
(Adakah anda suka duit raya? Berapa jumlah terbanyak pernah anda dapat?)
Who doesn't like money? I respect la who doesn't like money. but my family tak ramai... and kalau dulu gi raya pun tak byk, mama n papa ni macam tak ramai kawan plak. paling byk pun total of RM200 only. i was so jealous with my schoolmates yang selalu dapat RM400-500. gila. can but one whole expensive LEGO set (LEGO was my fav toy, wait, i think it still is).

12. Which Eid was the worst for you?
(Raya yang mana satukah yang terburuk untuk anda?)
Last 3 years (Nov 2003)... when my only atuk passed away just a few days before Hari Raya... see this posting.

13. Have u ever got diarrhea during eid?
(Pernah tak cirit birit masa raya?)
I think pernah, i got gastrik, then terus diarrhea. but i forgot when.

March 07, 2006

Common conversation u can hear from ADOM LUCT students

binxz: aku nak gi wat kopi n makan ubat brb
binxz: apasalla aku tak gi beli coklet tadi
Yanna: aku ada 3 cawan
binxz: aku buat satu jug takyah kecoh
binxz: taruk madu lagi tau
Yanna: dol
binxz: kalau tak camana kau ingat aku leh tahan sampai pagi
binxz: yanna
Yanna: yo
binxz: tgn aku dah start
binxz: masalah betulla
Yanna: laa
Yanna: kopi byk sgt
binxz: aku makan ubat apa
Yanna: relek ar jap
Yanna: tgk tv jap
binxz: ha?
binxz: sudah
binxz: tadi dah tgk monk
Yanna: urut sikit
Yanna: or letak minyak panas
binxz: kalau vitamin tu amik lebih bleh ke ah?
binxz: vitamin je pun
Yanna: mana blh
binxz: dia patutnya sebijik, tadi pagi b4 tido aku da makan
Yanna: ohh aku blm mkn ubat
Yanna: hahahaha

i think if limkokwing were to open a hospital, it could be another good source of income, or probably a pharmacy, at least? :op ni baru converse wit yanna, wait till converse wit oja, baru balik dari sedut tank oxygen la, kena injection la, yanna osso naik merah2 when stress la, rambut gugur la... d boys? u try and ask em la, they always berlagak macho only :op

September 09, 2005

The Carik Cengkerik Quest (Find the Cricket Quest)

huhuhu this TOTALLY needs to be recorded, despite how bz i am (it might osso potray, me n azam haf nuthing better to do)

there was a sound of cengkerik last nite...normal.

there was a sound of cengkerik this morning just after dawn (subuh time), osso quite normal.

there was a sound of cengkerik @ 9 am, hmm... weird, Malaysia's 9 am is damn bright already, so, weird.

there's still the sound of dat particular cengkerik when we came home after werk/college, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO weird.

so after dinner, we got sick of d LOUD sound of cengkerik and tried to find it. Azam went 1st, for nearly 1/2 an hour, up n down the kitchen cabinet, knocked the window, the roof, hello, anybody home??? nope, he's not there. whenever we hit something d cricket would stop making d sound. finally azam gave up. kitchen already mesy, so i went in, carik punya carik punya carik, i FOUND him!!!!! he's sitting quitely (when i found him) at the knife holder, between the knives, no wonder azam couldn't find it, only sharp ears like mine can :p

so it was fun, heh. see i toldya u'd prolly thing i had no other things to do. the truth is, THE SOUND WAS ANNOYING!

p/s:: CAri-Cari Quest is a popular Interactive Game between us in FCM, it was done by some of our Seniors during their final year. :op~!

January 14, 2004

this is Googlism for 'zaza'

zaza is an autonomous mobile robot that wanders the exhibit galleries at the tech
zaza is opgericht zo'n zes jaar geleden
zaza is 31 and unmarried and
zaza is handsome and bright
zaza is using the family credit card to "buy
zaza is the next generation of uniquely designed hotels
zaza is set to debut in late october – one of only a handful of hotel projects opening its doors this year in north texas
zaza is a good catch
zaza is making an appearance on the fox 8 morning show in cleveland
zaza is already enamored of a
zaza is an ongoing project to inspire and help people learn about mobile robotics
zaza is a handsome
zaza is holed up with his older girlfriend
zaza is rendered speechless by the onslaught
zaza is a 31 year old georgian immigrant studying for his doctorate in philosophy at tel aviv university
zaza is a 31
zaza is located near sancti
zaza is a melodic god
zaza is still engaged in his forbidden affair
zaza is swinging in a ballet number
zaza is that good
zaza is too frightened of her to intuit that there is a crack in his mother's heart of stone
zaza is the famous french woman fetish photographer
zaza is a chosen name
zaza is earning a doctorate in philosophy and has managed to reach the advanced age
zaza is a 32
zaza is featured in a variety of international music publications
zaza is a manmade lake from the dam on the river rيo zaza
zaza is not a segment of kurdish
zaza is 31 and unmarried
zaza is a kurd dialect
zaza is having a torrid affair with judith
zaza is a balseraph with wing and body piercings
zaza is a likeable character
zaza is dragged by his embarrassed relatives to see hundreds of potential brides in an attempt to follow georgian traditions
zaza is no little boy
zaza is thirty
zaza is a curious man who enjoys finding and debating solutions to the big problems of the world
zaza is located
zaza is working on his doctorate in philosophy in tel aviv
zaza is currently chief of the branch
zaza is de instituutsvereniging van de studie nederlandse taal en cultuur aan de rijksuniversiteit groningen
zaza is being compared to the likes of steve vai and joe satriani on his bio
zaza is a spicy parisian cabaret performer who falls in love with wealthy rogue dufresne
zaza is forced to choose between the safety net his family continues to provide and the passionate
zaza is already in love
zaza is
zaza is a real character
zaza is good wrestler but they also confirmed zaza cannot beat elite brazilian fighter unless he improve the finish
zaza is an accomplished wrestler
zaza is conducting a long
zaza is an unmarried embarrassment to his family
zaza is there
zaza is far from prepared to break away from his parents financially
zaza is in love with the strong
zaza is completing a phd program in health studies
zaza is actually a
zaza is molly
zaza is an interactive mobile robot at the tech museum of innovation in san jose
zaza is the third version of a famous play concerning the hopeless affair between a songbird
zaza is an actress in her family's theater group
zaza is half of a
zaza is a continuing laboratory for exploring improvisation through dance and music
zaza is a melodic instrumental guitarist
zaza is leading
zaza is the best overall lake in all of cuba
zaza is also a doctoral student in philosophy
zaza is in love with judith
zaza is less than receptive to the idea
zaza is the only character in the film who mentions god
zaza is een wat schuw en verlegen dier
zaza is listed in currier's price guide to american artists at auction by william t
zaza is stepping out at night to see a local woman
zaza is unreal hot
zaza is to inherit a manor
zaza is not interested
zaza is a blinding guitarist firmly in the vai/satriani mold
zaza is een van de weinigen die de computerwereld even fascinerend vindt en daarin meestal zijn inspiratiebron zoekt
zaza is already in love with judith
zaza is often featured in a variety of international music publications
zaza is the cover of stanley cavell’s book “a pitch of philosophy
zaza is de vakgroepvereniging van de studie nederlands aan de rijksuniversiteit groningen
zaza is standing on the opposite side of lulu
zaza is going to be so cool that it wasn't called a "job fair" – it was a "casting call" for the 150 or so maids and waiters and clerks they'll need
zaza is one of the three legendary bagwan discos
zaza is having a torrid affair with an older woman

i typed 'binx' @ Googlism n this is wat came out. Crazee. (rina did his osso heheheh lagi hampehs)

binx is hotttt
binx is in
binx is a tabby and siamese mix
binx is a spayed female
binx is my jenday conure
binx is his continuing effort to get outside of himself
binx is perceived as a problem cat
binx is trapped under a spell cast by the dead witches that can only be broken by bringing the witches back to life and killing them again
binx is stuck in a quagmire
binx is intended to describe any
binx is attempting to come up with an xml
binx is a clone of her daddy
binx is very sweet
binx is also necessary for the new student
binx is the cream girl
binx is everywhere
binx is a new concept that is catching on fast
binx is winning his
binx is content to glide through life
binx is starting to smell
binx is all
binx is run over by a bus
binx is great
binx is my idol
binx is a short haired white male persian
binx is friendly and playful with white/gray splotched fur and is approximately one year old
binx is going to be rather stagnant for a while as much as i would prefer it not to be
binx is searching for to describe his jewish friends is clueless
binx is searching throughout
binx is a businessman living in new orleans
binx is very loyal and follows me everywhere i go
binx is the cutest of the three
binx is gone home
binx is all over me all the time
binx is one of the only goats that is a domesticated house pet and lives inside with the rest of the family
binx is gonna do it with your moms in the butt
binx is on the right
binx is something of a minor celebrity
binx is 8" of german plush
binx is hesitant to speak about the object of his search in the moviegoer
binx is always the top on my list of cuties
binx is his ex
binx is
binx is using his senses and his power of observation and analysis; the scientific method does have a use for percy
binx is daunted by the oppressive malaise of "everydayness
binx is a special needs cat because of his inability to gain weight
binx is a > special needs cat because of his inability to gain > weight
binx is also following in his father’s footsteps
binx is a good friend of mine
binx is being overly cuddly lately
binx is fit
binx is absolutely beautiful
binx is in charge of what's happening
binx is almost 7 years old
binx is a declawed male
binx is a 300 year old cat who was turned into a cat by the witches who killed max
binx is 19 years old and loves to write
binx is a figure of modern man as wanderer
binx is seeing ghosts
binx is a masterful
binx is in a minor collision that could have killed him
binx is the son of tabitha
binx is the son of gunnar and deni
binx is using the movies to get away so much as to give himself even more to think about
binx is smacked around
binx is sure improving quite rapidly in his art don't you think? a neat pic of aquas
binx is myself and sierra is my character also
binx is the dumbest character to ever appear in a movie
binx is just getting to know his neighbors
binx is really feeling maggie and another disappointment would be a bummer
binx is black with a white smudge on his nose
binx is not confident
binx is not sure yet
binx is finally given the ok by vet
binx is the only one that actually enjoyed it
binx is my new cockatiel i just bought yesterday at a bird show
binx is in town and gingi will be there with pablo and i invited the newcomer joana to the gathering
binx is our pet cat named for a character in hocus pocus
binx is developing an awareness of a deeper dimension in his life
binx is a developer
binx is retiring because in the course of the presentations the other day there was reference made
binx is courtney’s tortoiseshell cat
binx is torn between the two
binx is like an older holden caufield that can actually identify what it is that pisses him off about the world
binx is forced to answer his aunt emily's question about his immediate life goals